I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode
Guys are like lava lamps, nice to look at, but not very bright
Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
Ur so ugly they put your picture on the airline sick bag
Next time you think you're so perfect, try walking on water
What did you do? Fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch?
Roses are red, violets are blue, god made me pretty, but what happened to you?
The closest thing you'll ever get to a brain storm is a slight drizzle
What you see is what you DON'T get - so drool on, dream on, move on!
Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.
Alway imiatate the behavour of winners when u lose.
If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
Any man who knows the answers most probably misunderstood the questions
If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
There are 3 kinds of people... those who can count, and those who can't.
5 out of 4 people don't understand fractions.
I never watch sesame street, I know most of that stuff.
People who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.
If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
Ur so open-minded your brains fell out
Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
Don't follow in my footsteps, I run into alot of walls.
I don't suffer from insanity, i'm enoying every minute of it.
I'll listen to logic and reason when it comes out of CD.
Bills travel through the mail twice as fast as cheques.
I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead .
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
When I die I wanna be buried upsidedown so the whole world can kiss my ass
The cutest kittens have the sharpest claws
If being ugly is a crime, you would get a life sentence
Don't make me mad... im runnin out of places to hide the bodies
I'm not smiling at you... I'm trying to keep from laughin at you!
I hear voices... and they don't like u...
Tell your little voices to SHUT UP! I can't hear mine.
If you were a booger i'd pick you 1st
I'm glad to hear you can read minds, at least now u have something to work with!
Never fight with ugly people, they have nothing to lose!!!
I don't swim in your toilet so don't pee in my pool!!
There's no I in UGLY but there is a U!
Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you are just abusing the priviledge!
Your village just called. Their idiot is missing.
1 out of 3 people can't read this, you stupid schmoo
I feel sorry for you cuz youll never be as great as me
Next time you think your so perfect, try walking on water.
TEAMWORK - means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Everyones entitled to be stupid but u are just abusing the priviledge
am not that stupid jes not dat bright
You say I should be the king/queen of weirdos well guess what you have to give up the crown
first!:P
34 muscles to frown... 4 muscles to stick up my middle finger and say Bite me
Roses r red violets r blue suga is sweet & so r u, but da roses
are wiltin da violets r dead da sugar bowls empty & so is ur head
You shouldn't let your mind wander... it's too little to be let out by itself
BTW, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back so you'll have 2 find a new face
Have you ever been to the zoo? I mean as a visitor?
Mirrors don't talk... and lucky for you they don't laugh!
If ignorance is bliss... why aren't more people happy?
Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
I'm telling the truth, everything I say is a lie.
Remember the time I told you that you were cool? I lied.
Find something else to do b/c obviously I have.
Remember, jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an idiot.
Are you too gullible? Then send $1000 to...
I only hate you on days that end with "y"...
If you need space join NASA!
Everyone has photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF!
All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
Dain bramaged.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
I swear to drunk I'm not god!
u may not b blonde but ya sure r dumb
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people
We are the kind of people your parents warned u about
Heaven won't have me... and hell is afraid I'll take over!
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Go ahead and talk about me but I have some advice for you click your heals and say i need a
life
Because you’re beautiful, just not on the inside.
I would tell you to go to Hell but all dogs go to Heaven.
You’re not an ugly person; you’re a pretty monkey!
Seven letters. Two words. One meaning: fuck you.
So you're the bitch told the bitch that I'm a bitch? Well listen, bitch, it takes a bitch to
know a bitch to call a bitch a bitch, bitch!
When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn
they’re not it.
Yo mama’s so fat when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
Your life is like a math book; you both have so many problems.
Teens fucking up, getting pregnant at the age of thirteen. I sit back and grin thinking “haha.
I’m glad it’s not me!”
Cut the shit... start being real.
I wanna know what turns you on so I can keep you off, you fat ugly loser.
Like what you see? Call 1-800-YOU-WISH
I read your mind, and trust me, it was a short story.
You're as slow as a herd of turtles running through peanut butter.
Oh, did my sarcasm offend you? Get over it.
I would smack you but you know, shit splatters.
